4
out of 5.00 -
Visual Appeal:
4
Recreational Value:
5
Tactile Appeal:
3
Durability:
4
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7/9/2008
Hey friends, Oranje here. Usually I'm doing film reviews, as I've been doing for the better part of a decade, but today I'm sitting here, rather lonely outside the bathroom. Pequinita (aka OranjeWife), my usual mate, is inside, making some noises I rarely hear her make regardless of who is doing what to her. She's quite the anal fan (good for me), and normally on a night like this we'll have a bit of fun. I don't think she's too interested tonight, and I blame the fact that she's reviewing the
Pleasure Tops with Dual Motors. Normally it's my cock she likes there, and it's a nice relief after a hard day of reviewing excellent films for her to be willing to play. But today? Nooooo. Nevermind that I've tried to hold it together after watching both
E is for Eva and
Massive Asses. I'm only human after all. But can a guy get some ass? Nope. Granted, she's mostly a lesbian, but still... Instead, she's locked the door, the cats seem terrified, and I'm locked out, cock-blocked by a set of AAA batteries and a bottle of lube... well, hell, here let her explain it. I'm going to go find an Eve Lawrence flick, or maybe Goo 4 Two #6 (Alexis Texas and Eva Angelina in the same film! Claire Dames and Regan Reese in the same scene! Holy crap!) and maybe pull out the
Seymore Butts Gaper Masturbator...
Don't worry folks. Oranje'll get his piece of ass. And I'll get a night of multiple orgasms, thank you very much Doc Johnson.
I highly recommend the
Pleasure Tops toy for those just starting out with anal play, as well as those whose ass has seen a cock or two. It's a great toy for beginners because the pliable, yet firm material that the toy is made out of allows for gentle stretching. It's not like some of those toys that are made out of glass (although those are a world of fun as well) where it's all or nothing on the width. Those a bit more experienced will like how large the toy gets towards the base. I know I always like a challenge.
While the package states that the toy can be used for anal or vaginal pleasure I didn't get much out of the pussy play. I really do think it's more suited for anal, and as the package suggest the attached bullet can be used for scrotal play, this toy is probably quite good for the penetration loving gent as well.
The vibration settings are a nice added feature. Nothing too over the top, but enough to add some extra stimulation, especially when you're on the verge of an orgasm. The toy is water proof so you can take it in the shower. Those of you that are more environmental and health conscious will be thrilled to find out that this toy is made with non-toxic phthalate-free TPR. Clean up was a snap. A little soap and water or a slash of your favorite toy cleaner will do the trick.
I'll go see if I can get Oranje away from his beloved Eve Lawrence... the
Pleasure Tops has me warmed up, stretched out, and ready to go. Again!
By:
Pequenita